Monsters


Review: Martian War Machine

"With infinite complacence people went to and fro over the earth about their little affairs, serene in the assurance of their dominion over this small spinning fragment of solar driftwood, which by chance or design man has inherited out of the dark mystery of Time and Space. Yet across an immense ethereal gulf, minds that to our minds as ours are to the beasts in the jungle, intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us......."


Review: Inhumanoids Redlen

Easily one of the ten best tree action figures


Review: Frankenstein

Both endearing and enduring, the Aurora classic monster model kits refuse to die!


Review: Universal's Movie Monsters Lunchbox

It's almost Halloween, and while I don't have as many monster toys to review as you might think, I've still got plenty of ephemera. Come on in for a pic heavy look back at a lunchbox from our youth.


Review: Power Lords Trigore

Trigore is ugly and weird and charming in his way.


Review: The Sixth Finger

"Where are we going? Life, the timeless, mysterious gift, is still evolving. What wonders - or terrors - might evolution hold in store for us in the next ten thousand years? In a million? In six million? Perhaps the answer lies in this old house in this old and misty valley..."
..in this action figure...


Review: The Ebonite Interrogator

"A war between worlds had long been dreaded. Throughout recent history, Man, convinced that life on other planets would be as anxious and belligerent as life on his own, has gravely predicted that some dreadful form of combat would inevitably take place between our world and that of someone else.

And Man was right."


Review: Bootleg King Kong

For better or worse, my Kong crusade continues...


Review: Scare Cycles Frankencycle

Love at first sight!


Review: Bootleg Creature From The Black Lagoon

Familiarity breeds love.....


Review: Giant Foam Two Headed Dragon

"Here comes double trouble!"


Review: Frankenstein

One cycle ends and, sadly, another continues....


Review: Universal Studios Classic Monster Action Figures The Mummy

A transitional toy for me.


Review: King Kong

One of these things is not like the others.
Actually, two of these things are not like the others.
Aw hell, they're all different!


Review: Bootleg King Kong

A giant sized PINK King Kong!


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